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National Poetry Day: a poem

Today is National Poetry Day so I decided to write a poem. It is not very good and yeah. It has the very inventive title of School Day


What the hell are we doing here?
Do we exist?
Are we just being stupid?
Is this a tale full of twists?

Why are you asking me that?!
You’re such a fool!
You’re a bitch and I hate you
We are just too cool

It’s written like that because...
Because it is.
He said so, so it must be.
No one says ‘gee whiz’!

Two plus two equals four
That, my friend, is phallic
Four for you Glen Coco!
Write it in italic!

Can we trust our feelings?
I like him, don’t tell a soul
Yeah, that was my school day
On the whole.

Voila! Happy poetry writing and reading everyone. 

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